Burning a Pizza

Last night around 11:30pm some guy down the hall burnt a pizza.
Maybe I should say he incinerated a pizza
because the fire alarms went off,
there was smoke,
most people in the building evacuated
and several fire trucks arrived.
We were allowed back in after about 30 minutes or so
BUT my 20 month old son had been awakened with alarms and flashing lights.
Can you imagine getting him back to sleep?
My darling 20 month old is taking his second nap of the day and his poor parents are struggling.

Do you think the pizza burner is taking a nap right now?
Should I go bang on his door and then run?
No.
That wouldn’t be kind to the pizza burner who just moved to the building this month.
He must feel like such a boob.