You have been a true companion over the last six months.
I confess I never wanted you.
You epitomized ugly baby paraphernalia and I didn’t want you in my adult house.
My mom sort of made me get you.
You have served us well.
I wish I could give you a medal of honor, you deserve it.
Alas, it is time for us to part.
There is a new sheriff in town.
No offense old girl but the kid has to move on.
(oh man, I hope no one EVER SAYS THAT TO ME!)
(it's a video again, press play for your viewing pleasure)