Oh!

Oh, the vomit.
I’ve dealt with vomit
three of the last four weeks.
Oh, the sickness.
Sickness since December 4th.
Oh, the laundry.
It is the folding that
gets me every time.
Oh, the winter.
I’m done with you.
I’m ready to welcome Spring.
I’ll be so glad for Spring I may
even throw a party.
Who is with me?
Hello?
{crickets}
And another thing.
What is with leggings?
I want to love them.
I want to own them.
But I don’t get it.
Leggings?
Really?
Aren’t they just glorified sweat pants?